It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. L... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."