It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. L... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."