It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lo... - Steven Wright
"It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself."
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"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
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"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
"I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it."