More quotes by Steven Wright

"Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film."
"Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?"
"Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before."
"It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"