More quotes by George Carlin

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."