It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help... - George Carlin

"The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity."

"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."

"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."

"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."

"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."