More quotes by George Carlin

"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."