I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is ju... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago."

"It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’s why I started getting up in the afternoon, which is well before any “successful” person even thinks of going to bed."

"The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays."

"Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors"opened up for "The Cars."

"If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake up every morning and be a mother, so I could eat my own clothes."