There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can E... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"And then he said the next time he sees me the gloves are coming off. I said, "Doc, that‘s no way to perform a prostrate exam."

"Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as myself, would rather live by a lake."

"I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited."

"I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them."

"Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound sack of manure he kept buckled up in the passenger seat. Grandpa said all they ever talked about was grass, but I know Grandpa used to do a little flirting, too."