The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."

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