"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."
"No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."
"There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house."