I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."
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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."