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"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."
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"There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house."
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"This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately)."
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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
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