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"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
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"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."
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"I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink."
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"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
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"This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately)."
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