"Leave the cage open. If you love someone, give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you."
"If you share your soup, I’ll share my wisdom. I brought a spoon, but did you bring a pen? How are you going to take notes, you fool!"
"I am the Anagram of Love. I’m not evil, but I am evol. I guess this also makes me the Palindrome of Love!"
"My advice to you: Just be yourself. That’s what I’m trying to do. So, can I borrow your clothes?"
"If my name were C. Ross, I’d definitely be religious."
"You know, if a waitress asks me if I want ketchup with my fries, I’ll reply, “No thanks, I’ll just drink water.” And that’s not just a statement about table etiquette; it’s a personal quote that accurately reflects my moral and philosophical belief system."