We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."

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