"Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell."
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10 quotes about babies
Discover inspiring babies quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about babies to inspire your life.
babies Quotes
"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants."
"I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller."
"It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin."
"The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida."
"A first child is your own best foot forward, and how you do cheer those little feet as they strike out. You examine every turn of flesh for precocity, and crow it to the world. But the last one: the baby who trails her scent like a flag of surrender through your life when there will be no more coming after--oh, that' s love by a different name."
"At the end of the day your ability to connect with your readers comes down to how you make them feel."
"Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get. It's really not even fair to everyone else."
"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."
"America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best."Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children."We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies."