Love is an empty bottle, and it makes my heart thirsty think... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"I can’t define what love is. That’s like eating a pancake with a waffle instead of a fork. But you know it when you feel it, like petting a cat wearing a synthetic fur coat."

"I want to learn the language of the sun, and burn Agatha’s eyes out with my love poems."

"I am the bathtub of love, but all Agatha ever wanted was a shower."

"Leave the cage open. If you love someone, give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you."

"The only thing I could love more than you is two of you. And I suppose three."