Love is an empty bottle, and it makes my heart thirsty think... - Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

"Love is an empty bottle, and it makes my heart thirsty thinking how fast I chugged it"

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