More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More