Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never don... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."