Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never don... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"