Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never don... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."