Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never don... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."