My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."