My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."

"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."