Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."

"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."