Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."