Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."