Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."