Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."