"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."