"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."
"I’m always the last in love by exactly one person."