"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."