I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."