I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."

"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."