I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"