More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
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"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
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"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More