Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."