Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."

"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."