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"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."
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"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More