"The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming."
"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."
"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."
"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."
"Bachelorhood: all the fun of married life and more prosperity, leaving lots of descendants to boast of their father’s memory to their fellow inmates."
"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."