"Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it, or it won’t grow into a healthy rose bush."
"On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."
"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."
"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."