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"I am the Guillotine of Love, and I will never lose my head over another woman again."
— Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No.. Read More
"I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?"
— Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No.. Read More
"The only thing I could love more than you is two of you. And I suppose three."
— Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No.. Read More
"Leave the cage open. If you love someone, give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you."
— Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No.. Read More
"I am not the Bird of Love I once thought I was. But my silence suggests I may be the Pterodactyl of Love."
— Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No.. Read More