Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are yo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."

"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."