More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."
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"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More