More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More