To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the id... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."