More quotes by George Carlin

"I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate."
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
"The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity."