My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster."
"My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster."
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave."
"When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."