My father sacrificed his life for our family when I was grow... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"My father sacrificed his life for our family when I was growing up. He was one of the bravest, wisest, and most unselfish goats I have ever known, and I will miss his cheese dearly."

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