Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt."

"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"

"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."

"I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one."

"Take some cues from some Q’s. Quality and quantity lead to queues."