Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."
"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."
"My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.)"
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom."