Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue, and now I am more like a mannequin. So much more fashionable, you know?"
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"I know she is going on vacation, so I knitted her a sweater. It matches the bathing suit I knitted her, and it’s as revealing as my feelings for her."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."