My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, probably because they were too cheap to buy me Christmas or Birthday presents."

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