My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfol... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfolded. How many people live like me, in self-deluded darkness?"
"My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfolded. How many people live like me, in self-deluded darkness?"
"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."
"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."
"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"