More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am Clap Man. It’s a reverse super power, because instead of me doing the heavy lifting, I just applaud and encourage and others do all the work."
"I meet people to know I’m not alone. I network like an astronaut on the moon."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"His hair isn’t turning gray—it’s turning silver, and it’s going up in value. Aging is the best hedge against an inflationary fiat currency."
"Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger."