More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"I feel robbing a bank would be the highest form of performance art. No need to pay to see me work. The Federal Reserve is subsidizing it."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"