Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. Bu... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."
"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."
"Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup."
"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."