More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
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"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."
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"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."
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"Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup."
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"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More