Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. Bu... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."

"I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and his left hand is probably cold."

"I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and his left hand is probably cold."

"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."

"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."