Of all sports, wrestling is the most like cuddling. I’m all... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Of all sports, wrestling is the most like cuddling. I’m all sweaty because I’m training hard to show her how much I love her."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"You haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen zero. You also haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen all the love I have for politicians."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."
"I asked if she wanted kids. She said her clock is ticking. I said, That’s because I set it five minutes ahead when you weren’t looking."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."