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4 quotes about ketchup
Discover inspiring ketchup quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about ketchup to inspire your life.
ketchup Quotes
"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup."