One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides. - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket."

"When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this door needs to be pulled to be opened."

"She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible."

"Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows."

"At first sign of crisis, the ignorant don’t panic because they don’t know what’s going on, and then later they panic precisely because they don’t know what’s going on."