Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imag... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."

"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."

"Love now, not later. Also, love later."

"In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic."

"Everyone’s different, and in that way everyone’s the same. Stand out by sitting down. Try my love seat—it’s made for two people, so you can be comfortably obese."