Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a me... - Mark Twain
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing."
"Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)."
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."