More quotes by Mark Twain

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."
"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
"A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat."
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."