Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a me... - Mark Twain
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain."