Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a me... - Mark Twain
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."