More quotes by Woody Allen

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."