More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love. In the garden of life, I’m better off in your neighbor’s yard."
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening."
"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."