More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"The heart is man’s treasure, and that’s why it’s locked in a cage of ribs with only one key. The key isn’t metal or material—it’s the feeling of love."
"The lungs are fishing nets for smoke, and I inhaled her essence like she was marijuana grown just for me."