She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."
"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."