"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"