"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."