"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."