She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

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