"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."