More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."