"The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg my friends to treat me that well."
"I make art for one person and one person only. And as soon as I find that one person, I sure hope he has a lot of wall space, because he’ll be getting a lot of art from me."
"I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited."
"The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays."
"I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating."
"There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t"