Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face... - George Carlin
"Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain."
More quotes by George Carlin
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."