More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I like my coffee like Colfax Avenue mixed with Atlantic Boulevard, and if you're buying then I'm driving. Let's sip this romance slowly."
"Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care."
"You wash the horse, and I’ll wash the horse trainer. Then we’ll wash the dishes while we gallop into the sunset like two dirty lovers."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."