More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."
"If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?"
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."