I wholesale wholesome, and sometimes I even halfsale it. But... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I wholesale wholesome, and sometimes I even halfsale it. But even when I halfsale, I still charge 100%. That’s the Zeno Discount."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."
"In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical."
"Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"