I wholesale wholesome, and sometimes I even halfsale it. But... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I wholesale wholesome, and sometimes I even halfsale it. But even when I halfsale, I still charge 100%. That’s the Zeno Discount."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I was just shy of reaching my goal. My goal was to be more extroverted, so being just shy meant I completely failed."
"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."
"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."
"So many women are fighting to receive my love that Chuck Norris had to intervene, and instantly he was defeated by desire. #OutBoastKanye"
"I used to sell hellos by the wave until I found out Dark Jar Tin Zoo was reselling them on eBay as goodbyes. Now I’m a yawn distributor."