Before I speak, I have something important to say. - Groucho Marx

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."