More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."
"Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."