Before I speak, I have something important to say. - Groucho Marx

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."