I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or an electrical socket that works. This is the secret to gaining worldly power."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul."
"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"I use two yards of wrapping paper per one inch of present. Luckily I gave you the gift of love, so I was able to wrap it in tinfoil. Uncover before reheating."
"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."