I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or an electrical socket that works. This is the secret to gaining worldly power."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only."
"My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence."
"He was an introverted kid, so I didn’t send him to his room as punishment. No, I took him to a party."