I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or an electrical socket that works. This is the secret to gaining worldly power."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"Opportunity is not your opponent—it is your ally, but it’s hard to see that because opportunity is often camouflaged and hidden among danger and chaos."
"She looked, but she couldn’t see. She was wearing an emotional blindfold, and though she heard me say I love you, she just didn’t listen."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."